Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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The Holocaust.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Religionh

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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