Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Knock Knock Go Away

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Cancer.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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