Whats Obama's last name?

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Badgers are cool

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Freedom of Speech

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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