A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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