- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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