-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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The jets are a good team..

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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