What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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