What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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