No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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the love boat

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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hi

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What is next?

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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You idiot.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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