A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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beiber i straight

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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