Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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The Game

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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