There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Woman's rights.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What? Yes.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Religion.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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