What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Where's my baby??

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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