So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Jesus wept.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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