Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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adam hodgson !

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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9/11

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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