Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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