Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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I'm funny.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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