Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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