- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Mormons having fun.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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