A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Your mom.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Zach Barlow

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Asian NASCAR.

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Anti Joke

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