God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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i am predestal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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