A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A man walks into a bar.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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