Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

whats white jizz

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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