guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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