Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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This is my joke. funny

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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