Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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