So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Where's my tractor?

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Spread the net.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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