Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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