- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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