How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Today is May 18 2016.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Mormons having fun.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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A ginger was with his friends

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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