Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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