- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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