In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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