What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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