A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

25.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

No.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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