What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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