What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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