Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Caitlyn.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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