- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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