roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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it was all Tagart

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Nickleback.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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