Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What is brown and sticky?

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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the WNBA

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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u jelly?

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That's not what she said.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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