A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Women's Rights

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Whats 0+0 0

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What would Muhammed do?

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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