Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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I am Skaldak!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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