Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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the your face joke

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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