What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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