- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

This is funny.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

I'm HIV positive.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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