Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Anti Joke

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