Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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