A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Penis.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the book disappear?

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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