Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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