I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Title IX

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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your mom

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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