what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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James Patrick Campbell

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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