- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Hail Hitler

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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