What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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c-? men, C-men

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