Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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2 Penises

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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