I've got a boner

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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