Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Hummer.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Ken wins!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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