- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

U mad?

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Billy Cundiff.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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