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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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