- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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