A child walks into a classroom.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Anti Joke

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