What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Flop dog

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Knock knock What

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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