why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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womans having rights.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Anti Joke

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