Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Pen15

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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