Jews

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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