How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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black people. that is all...

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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you are a åsshole :)

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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