A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

kennah campion when she talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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