Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

speech and debate.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

My mum is called Steve

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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