One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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