What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Nicholas Cage

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why? Because!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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