How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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no u

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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women's lacrosse.

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America Votes

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Lacrosse

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Kenny G

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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No.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Anti Joke

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