LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Nick Cannon

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Yee

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Anti Joke

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