Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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