What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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