Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Netball.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Anti Joke

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