Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Obamacare haters

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Shit!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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