a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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