What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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