Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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GONNA

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Whats 0+0 0

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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