What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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knock knock whos their a person

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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