How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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