Period Blood

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Obamacare

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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knock knock whos there not me

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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