Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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George Bush.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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