- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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