I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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