A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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