Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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