What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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we all know sammi has a penis

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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