Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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who else is on here?

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What is 9+10? 19

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