- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Justin Bieber.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

You know what's natural? Bears.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Yes.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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