A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Women's rights

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Hi

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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