Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

thumb_up thumb_down -180

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What can hitler cook well Steak

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

thumb_up thumb_down -24

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops