Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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