I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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balls in ya mouf

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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A man walks into a bar.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Please Rape William Wright

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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