i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

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