hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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politically correct!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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