Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Your face

whos on the right track? lady gaga

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Agent 47.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Your Mom The End.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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