Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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