Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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like for a handjob.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Anti Joke

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