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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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whats 7+4? 74

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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