Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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