How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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