Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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