what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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