Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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THE GAME

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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