Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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What's big and white?

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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