What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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