Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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