Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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A black person dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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