what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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I'm Jewish

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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