- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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