Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

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