There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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