What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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