Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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