A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

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