A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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