Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Guess what? Bananas

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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