So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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penis

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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