What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Black people stink of shite!

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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call me maybe.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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who farted your mother

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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