Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Jack Stevens

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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