xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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