Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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ok

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Penis.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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