- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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