Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Your mom

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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PEANIS!

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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