A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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I love you

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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crap!!

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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