A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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