That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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