why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Make me famous

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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The american education system.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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