This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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