Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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You're*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Winking at old people

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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