autistic kids rock

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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