- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

roses are red, violets are violet.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

boobs!

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Windows Vista

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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