A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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I can't see my forehead

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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