Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Chris is hairy

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How you know when dislextic

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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