An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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equality for women

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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