- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

dead babies

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

A blind man watches TV

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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