mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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President Donald Trump

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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