How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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knock knock go away!!!

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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