- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

A whale's vagina

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