Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ron Paul for President!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Nicolas Cage

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Anti Joke

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