Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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knock, knock. come in.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Women's rights

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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