- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Smeg...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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