Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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nipple

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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