I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Pickles are powerful

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Anti Joke

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