Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Soccer...

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