Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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josh simpson has cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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