Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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