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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Turtles

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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