What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Hi what I lug you

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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hey justin

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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