A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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