What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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