Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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