What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Hey

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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I'm rick james bitch

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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penis

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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