- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

knock knock go away!!!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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