What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Ily bae

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Women's rights

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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