the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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