What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Rylan Clark

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Queens Park rangers

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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wow garlic, yum

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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