Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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