- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

I'm Batman.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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