Baseball

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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