How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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mark is mark

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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