Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Type better antijokes above

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Gingers.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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