If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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