Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

thumb_up thumb_down +10

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

thumb_up thumb_down -16

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

thumb_up thumb_down +9

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Scott

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

#Getweird

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats white and gooy liguid goop

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops