Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Women's rights

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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