There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Scientology.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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