Hail Hitler

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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