What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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