Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Women's rights.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Dislike this

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I have aids

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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