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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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