What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Politics.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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