Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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