- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Once upon a time a was born

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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