Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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