Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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The Labour Party.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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guess what what ...

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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