- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What is brown and smells? Poop

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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