What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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