What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Kathy Griffin.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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