What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

My mom.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

You know whats annoying? Steve

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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