A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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I told you it would happen

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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