your so fat. your fat!

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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