Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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