a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Women's rights.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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