Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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ha.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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