A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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