Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Communism hehe xd

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Mooses

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Anti Joke

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