- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

pickle juice?

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??