What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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