Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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general tso's broccoli

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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