Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

George Bush.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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