When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Anti Joke

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