What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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3 like an eel

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Anti Joke

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