- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Chuck Norris died.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Jesus Christ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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