- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

how may i help you

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Yo mama is so fat she died

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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