Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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