Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Vagina-Boob

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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gay marriage.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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