How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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