roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Netball.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Politics.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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