Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Cows are land manatees.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Women

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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