- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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