Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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