Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Life

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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