What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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