What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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who farted your mother

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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