What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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