I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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i fondle myself every night....

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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