A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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