Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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