Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Anti Joke

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