Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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