"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

thumb_up thumb_down +5

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

thumb_up thumb_down -16

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

thumb_up thumb_down -14

you suck

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops