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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Buzi vagy!

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Anti Joke

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