- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

a man walks into a bar and dies

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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