Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Anti Joke

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