How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Women drivers...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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