What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Iggy Azalea

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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