Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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