punchline below punchline above

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Homework.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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