person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Womens Rights

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Pineapple.

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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your life

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What's 9+10? 19

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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