a man walks into a prostitute.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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