What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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