What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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