What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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kieran is a homosexual

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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