if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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