A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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I pooped.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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