A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Anti Joke

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