What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Whats 0+0 0

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sorry got to poo

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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