A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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