Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Cheese stick

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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