What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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