I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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so the weather's nice...

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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