Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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World Peace

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Women's rights

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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