- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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