There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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