What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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EGGPLANT

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Click here to end the world.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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