What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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