I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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