Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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im a selling a car

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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