Du bist mein Kampf

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Justin Bieber

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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