Pickles are moist.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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