- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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