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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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