Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Banana(s)

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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