Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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