Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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son, you're adopted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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