A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Anti Joke

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