What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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The WNBA

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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