- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Charlie Sheen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Penis

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Kefka > Sephiroth

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

knock knock? come in

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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