a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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These Jokes suck.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Unnnnnnnn

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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