Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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