Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Okay.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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