- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Hi my name is Jim

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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