- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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