want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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