what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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The Holocaust

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Facebook...

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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