Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Anti Joke

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