What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Knock knock Go away

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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CHORGLUND

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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