What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Chicken

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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PATHETIC

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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