- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Don't believe in Atheists.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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