Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Why did the book disappear?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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