Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Religion

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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alex is cool

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Anti Joke

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