I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Black People.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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you

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That's not what she said.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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