- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Like my status for a tbh?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Japan

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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