- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

you are a åsshole :)

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

An irishman walks out of a pub

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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