where are you?

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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luke moore cant pull it back

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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