Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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