Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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democracy

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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