There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Wait! hundred billions!

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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