Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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i cant think of one.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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