Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A women in the kitchen.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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