A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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You just won the game...

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