it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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you just lost the game

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Harry Styles

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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