Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

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