Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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civil rights

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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