How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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