What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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potato farming

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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