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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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This sentence is false.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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