What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Give me thumbs up!

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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