- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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