Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Justin Littleton getting laid.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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