What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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William Raines.

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Womens rights

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Lololol

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Justin Bieber

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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