What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Badabing.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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DEATH.

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