What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Shltskc gw? G

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Rebecca Black.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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