WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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