- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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