- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Santa isn't real

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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