I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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