Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Church.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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