Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Runescape.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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