Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

You idiot.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Muslim athletes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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