- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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