What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

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