what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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