Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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