What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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a horse walks into a barn

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why? Why Not?

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Anti Joke

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