A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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a horse walks into a barn

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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