Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Who is John Galt?

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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