- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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