whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Fart

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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