Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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