What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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