a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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