An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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