Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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No.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

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