- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

ask me if im a door yes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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