Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Anti Joke

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