How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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How old is your mom? Old.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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