Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Anti Joke

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