Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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