What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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