Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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The geese of Growmore

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Strawberries!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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