What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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My sister has to take a dump

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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sharks

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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