A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A black guy gets a job...

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Ms Leong Sux

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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sorry got to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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