Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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poop

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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