Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Get off my porch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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