what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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race-car = rac-ecar

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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heat!

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