Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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ur mother

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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j

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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i hate black people

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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