Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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