- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

i have to pee out my ass.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Me Neither.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

KOOKABURRA

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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