-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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haha

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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That didn't hurt.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Land Rovers

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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