What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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potatoes

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Scientology.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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