What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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su algato es en fuego

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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knock knock come in

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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