Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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