Suck pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Woman's rights

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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