A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A man penetrates another man.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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