You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Women Voting

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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