- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Black People.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

nathan palmer has a big head !

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

men's rights.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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