What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Tunechi

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Well, there's one way...

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