What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Caolan and Eamon

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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