Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Womens rights

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Women's rights

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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