lyren is a big meanyhead

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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you lose.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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