Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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jibby jobby

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Religion

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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