who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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