i like it in the mouth

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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