A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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W.N.B.A.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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acuna

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Matt Damon

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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