A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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