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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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boo

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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