A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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