- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

your father died

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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