There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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obama

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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