Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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