Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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time to spruce up!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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