Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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