My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Pickles

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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whats black? the colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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