Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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