Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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