What's red and can sing? Elmo

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Burp

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Anti Joke

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