Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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