Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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This is a joke

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Anti Joke

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