What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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