Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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