"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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