What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Bitch

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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