How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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we all know sammi has a penis

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Logan's gay

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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