What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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your all shit at jokes

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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