The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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