- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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This is not a joke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Your mom is so old she died

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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