What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Hello

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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