Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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