Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Barack Obama

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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