What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Ruller

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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SNAPPLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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This is not a joke.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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