Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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I'm gay.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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