Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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The holocaust

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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the your face joke

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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