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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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knock knock There's no door

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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I am really good at math debating

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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