What is better than life? Nothing.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Tennesse

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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America

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Anti Joke

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