CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Your all fags

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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sexual intercourse.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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