Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Where's my baby??

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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