Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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