A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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