A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Badgers are cool

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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