Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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YOLO

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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XD Jackass.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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