Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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White men's rights

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Anti Joke

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