What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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