look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Sixty... eight

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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