Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Anti Joke

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