Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man walks around a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

69...you know how awkward this is now...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock Come in

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

NEVER

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops