how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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