Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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The horse said "nay."

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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I am black.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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