A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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