There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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