What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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