Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Bob fell off his roof.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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