Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

This isn't funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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