- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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