Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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womens rights

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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