What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Refrigerator

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Prostitution is bad.......

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Your girlfriend.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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