Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A man was shot. He died.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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anti jokes are for fags

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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