What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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womens rights

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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