haha.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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kennah campion when she talks

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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The AIDS patient was gay

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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