- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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