what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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The NBA lockout

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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