- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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