What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What black and has children A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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