What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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all hail based mark

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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