what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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