whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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