Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Lil' Wayne

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Dick Chaney

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Anti Joke

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