Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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