How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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OIO

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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