alert("The Game");

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

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