A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Women.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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