Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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penis

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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