What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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colby doesnt shave

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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bacon

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

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