Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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The WNBA

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did you stub your toe?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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