Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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#IHateHashtags

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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woman's lacrosse

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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vaginas

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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