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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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