Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Women.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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shut up elliot

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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