A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Hello

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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