Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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1+1=2

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