Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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404 Error: Joke not found

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how did the little girl die cancer

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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