Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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justin beiber sucks

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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