hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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