Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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quantum physics?

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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meh

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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