This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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