The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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