Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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