roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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I don't get it

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Justin Beiber

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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