- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

who is not good looking? mon morello

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

George W. Bush

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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