In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A American seeking into mexico

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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