Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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The Aristocrats

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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