So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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hi

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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William Raines.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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The 19th Amendment

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