What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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