Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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