Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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haha

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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this website is a bad joke

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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