A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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