Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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alert("The Game");

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I'm not here.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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