Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Poop

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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