Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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