So a black man hails a taxi...

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

LOL -LOL GUY

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

the sky is green no it is not

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.