your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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The Bible

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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boobs.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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pedophile

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Anti Joke

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