What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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