"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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women's rights

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Slavery lol

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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