whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Pickles

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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