- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Dyslexia ruels!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Please ignore this statement.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

High school gym class.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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