Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Bing

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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