What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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