Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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