Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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