Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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VITAMIN C!

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Obamacare haters

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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