What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's blue? The sky.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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