Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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