I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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