There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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