- Anti Joke

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

So one day There's a normal average day cheerio walking down the street, just walking along, when all-of-a-sudden he sees the most gorgous frosted cheerio in the world. This frosted cheerio has the most out smooth curves and just sparkles all the time and he immiediately falls in love with this frosted cheerio. So he walks up to the Frosted cheerio and says "Oh my goodness, you are the most beautifal frosted cheerio i have ever seen in my entire life, your just so stunning! Do you wanna marry me?" "Oh thats so sweet of you" said the Frosted Cheerio "but we could never be together because im a gorgous frosted cheerio and your just a normal cheerio". Determined, the Cheerio decides to clean up his act, goes and quits his job at the newsstand and applies for a job at applebees working his way up through the chain of command until a few months later when he finally is manage and becomes a Honey nut cheerio. He then goes to the Beautifal Frosted Cheerio and says "Look at me now! Im a Honey Nut cheerio and we can be together!" "Oh i do appreciate the effort" says the frosted cheerio "But im a frosted cheerio and your just a honey nut cheerio and i dont think it would work out". Even more determined, the honey nut cheerio decides to quit his job at the applebees and decides to go to college and after 8 years of intensive practice, the Honey nut cheerio finally has his Doctor's degree in Optomology and becomes a Frosted Cheerio. He then runs to the Frosted cheerio and says "Look! Im finally a frosted cheerio we can finally be together!" "Oh, Wow" says the beautifal frosted cheerio "Now we can be together!" The two frosted cheerios go on to have an incredibly happy marraige and are in the process of naming their first born child. The husband cheerio goes to the bookstore and buys a young cheerio name book, but after many hours of searching the book has no good names. So the husband goes all the way across the country to get an even bigger book of baby cheerio names and yet, they still cannot find a good name for the first born. Taking a break from finding the name of their first born child, the couple visits their local carnival and after going on many rides the wife becomes quite thirsty so she asks her husband " Honey, could you fetch me a glass of sprite? so the Husband goes to the Sprite line and he waits and waits but the line is just too long. "Im really sorry dear, but the sprite line was just too long" "Oh its fine honey you can just get me some Coke" Happy to get his wife some beverage the cheerio finds the coke line but yet again finds that the line is just too long. "Honey, Im really sorry but the coke line was just way too long" Dissapointed, but still thirst the wife says " Well i guess i could settle for some fruit punch" So the husband leaves but unfortunatly, There was no punch line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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