Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Women's Rights.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Anti Joke

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