What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

thumb_up thumb_down +16

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

FAP

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

thumb_up thumb_down +5

An Irishman walks out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops