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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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