Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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my shift key is broken1

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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mikey is cute

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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