Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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destiny

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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How old is victor? Old

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Anne Frank.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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