Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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women playing football?

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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