joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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