Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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