- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

My name is Jeff

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Kony 2012

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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