Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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your moms my other ride

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Moral

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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