What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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