What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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who smells? •Liam

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Anti Joke

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