Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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