Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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