- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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