What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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9/11.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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