Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Hey, Max!!

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

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