What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Dumb

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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