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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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