Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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