Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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