What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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The holocaust

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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