How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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