Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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