You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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i like pie.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What's your guys names?

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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