What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Racial Equality.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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