Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Anagram.

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what is orange? an orange

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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