A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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