What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Child Prostitution.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Stop procrastinating.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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