what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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^ That's not even funny ^

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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