The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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A man goes to the potty.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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