Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Women

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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im gay

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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