Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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