- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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