Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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