Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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hi dave

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Anti Joke

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