Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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guess what what? nothing.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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womens rights.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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