so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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The WNBA.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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