Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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