- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

drugs.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

why did the boy die? because he got shot

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Womens rights

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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