An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Religion.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Anti Joke

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