Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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women's lacrosse.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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