How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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My Boyfriend

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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