whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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