- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Deadly cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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