chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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nine...eleven

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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