What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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penis

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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