Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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why are balck people black because they are

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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I'm not here.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

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