Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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want to go home? yea

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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