How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Rick santorum

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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