why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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