- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, you have small hands.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

whats 2+2? 1

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Anti-joke.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Gay Rights

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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