What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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An English man walks into a pub.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Anti Joke

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