Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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