What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Oh s***

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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