What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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