WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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