What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why was Timmy sad?

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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The 13th Amendment...

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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