What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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