What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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