What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Black people

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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xavier stop

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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