Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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I went to work today....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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im @ work, LOL.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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