How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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a. why? b. because

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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http://www.ladsta.com

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penis

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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