Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Anything involving women..

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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