If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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twilight

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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knock,knock you suck

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Justin beiber's penis

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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