Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Urban ghettos

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Anti Joke

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