What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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women have rights

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Nothing yet CC

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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