Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Major League Soccer

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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no

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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