Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Avery has crabs.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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