Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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knock knock!? . . No.

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