What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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sarah taylor

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boo

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Fat people

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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