Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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