ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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