What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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race-car = rac-ecar

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Your face is hilarious.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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