Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Click here to end the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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