Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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