- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's black? a lot of things.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Chris is hairy

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??