Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Facebook...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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