Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Penis penis poop butt

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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