Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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