What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

knock knock!! kanye west

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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