Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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boobs.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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