What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Gadaffi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

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