Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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