how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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penis

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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