A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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