So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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sure!

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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woman..parallel parking

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

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