- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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