What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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