What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Women's Rights

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Anti Joke

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