Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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I'm hungry.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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