whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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