Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

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