Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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