Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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