What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Go away.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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