What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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