Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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