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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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hey, my names mark.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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