Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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