- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

This is a joke for Homeless people:

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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