A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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