- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

My children are huge mistakes.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

silver bullet?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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