An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Justin Bieber

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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thumbs up!

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Hey

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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