i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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ObamaCare

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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