How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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why does column have a letter n?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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