What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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