Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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richard is fag

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Matt is not funny.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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