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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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