Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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The cow went moo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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