what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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How old is victor? Old

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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your life

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Queens Park rangers

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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