A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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