why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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I am a real homosexual

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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