What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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a. why? b. because

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Winter

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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