How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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