I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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A black person dies.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Woman rights.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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