What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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