Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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