conrad profit

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Womens' sports

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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