Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Woman Rights

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How are cars made? By magic.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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