What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

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