Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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I? Everett

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Anti Joke

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