Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Women's Rights

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Women.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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F? No k

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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