The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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