boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Womens rights.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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How old are you? 7

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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