Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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josh simpson has cancer

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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