A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Your Mom

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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