A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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