4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Soccer...

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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The.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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