THe Election

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Penis

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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hi

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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And more;

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Where's my tractor?

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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You idiot.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Who is John Galt?

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Reed is poopin

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Anti Joke

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