Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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your mom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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