- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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