one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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