Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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my friend is gay hes gay

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Not a joke.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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How do magnets work?

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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