Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Anti Joke

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