what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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UN

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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A Pakistani news reader.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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acualy is dolan

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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