Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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