A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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The NHL playoffs

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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