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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Justin Bieber

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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