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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Women's rights.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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