What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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