How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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