Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Bumsniffer

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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