What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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24

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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I have a horse.

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