What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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split your ass cheek

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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