- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Spread the net.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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