Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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