Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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an athiest walks into a church

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Women's rights.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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