What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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