Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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