Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Neil is a reterd.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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