POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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out of your comfort zone

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Amazing

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Women's Professional _________

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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