Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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