What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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White NBA players.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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