what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Get off my porch.

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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