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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Woman's rights.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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