Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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