how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Fat people.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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