Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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AIDS

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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