What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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woman's rights

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Hi

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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save water shower with friends

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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