Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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