- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

"knock knock" "Come in"

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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