Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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TELL

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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It's long!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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