A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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