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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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