There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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