How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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