Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Charlie Sheen

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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