"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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