What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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