Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Anti Joke

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