obamas trench

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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I can't think of a joke.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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