- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

star wars kid

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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