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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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haha

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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