What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Pain Olympics.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Hello

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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