- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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