What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

once you go black your credit goes wack

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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