Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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poo

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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