Why did jim all I over? He dies

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A jew went to Germany.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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