There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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alert("The Game");

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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