The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Yes.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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