Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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