- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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