The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

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