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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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