what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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run farther?

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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