who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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