What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Women's rights

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Anti Joke

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