IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Comedy.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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