poo

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why? Because.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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