So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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