So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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