Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Anti Joke

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