200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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no

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock you may come in

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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