What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Women's Rights.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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