your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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