A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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