Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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My mum is called Steve

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Haha pizza

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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