What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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