knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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