Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

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