What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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It says so on your cap.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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whats forever alone me

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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