Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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