How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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