Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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