Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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You're on fire.

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