how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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