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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's 9+10? 19

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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