what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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CFL

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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