What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Guess what? Holocaust

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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