What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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hi corey

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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