what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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