How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Anti Joke

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