A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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