- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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