Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Hahaha

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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