How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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:3

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German sausage is the wurst

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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