So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Potassium? K.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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