- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Lets go Yankees

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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