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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Land Rovers

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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honest politician

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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