One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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1+2 = 6

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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sweaty black guy

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Christians

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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