Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Sex

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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the economy.

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Anti Joke

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