what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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sfdg

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Canadians

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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