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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

World Peace

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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