If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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