So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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oh hey.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Netball.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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AVI IS A FAG

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Anti Joke

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