- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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