Your Mom

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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My peni s

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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