- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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