Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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