Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Kate

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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