Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Hi

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im @ work, LOL.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Hippopatomous!

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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