Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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