A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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terry stockton is straight

A man makes a sandwich.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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