Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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YOLO

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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