- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??