Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Hey Caleb.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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