why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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A Fat Kenyan

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Penis!

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Tunechi

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Pickles

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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