What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Anti Joke

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