Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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