If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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