why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Dumbledore dies.

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