Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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you and your family will die tonight

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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