A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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This joke is funny

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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