why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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hi bye

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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