Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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1+1= 69

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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