An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Cool Brian

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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