Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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