Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Amputations.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

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