- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did the mole say? Nothing

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

George W. Bush

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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