There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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TIMMAH!

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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