A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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im telling maguire

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hi

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

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