Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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chuck norris

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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lol

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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69

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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