Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Anti Joke

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