Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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A black student graduated High School

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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