What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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hi

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Anti Joke

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