hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

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