Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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