What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Anti Joke

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