What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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