There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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