What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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