Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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