Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Anti Joke

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