What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Justin

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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dead babies

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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