- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What black and has children A black man

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Major League Soccer

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Yo Mama just died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Justin

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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