Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you." So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind." The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out! "The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.' The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.' "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded! "So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.' "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible. "The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'" The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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The game!

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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