A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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roak

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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