What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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barack osama

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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