A black succeeds

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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