- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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