What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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