When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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