- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Turkey Balls

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Gay rights.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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