Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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