Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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24!

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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HEY!

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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