What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Rebecca Black

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Yes.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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penis

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Anti Joke

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