Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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