A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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