Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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