Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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