A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Obama 2012

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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hello anomonous

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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