Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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LOL

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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