What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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