give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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