Do you believe this will change?

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Where's my baby??

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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