a retard lost...

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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