who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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An atheist walks into a church

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What you reading? reading?

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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miha kako si?

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Society.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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ugh good riddance

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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