What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Dear John,

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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