A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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whats one plus one penis

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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poopoo

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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