Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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The Detroit Lions

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Libraries.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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