What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Chicken

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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