Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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THE GAME

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Anti Joke

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