yo mama so fat she's fat

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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black people swimming

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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