What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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whats 2+2? 1

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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