*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Poop

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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*insert joke here*

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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