What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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HEY!

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Take part of what?

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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