- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

nine...eleven

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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