What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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