Knock Knock, Come in.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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zebras

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Once upon a cross

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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