69- by Adam Chebali

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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oh hai

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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