A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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