What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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