My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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hit the thumbs down button

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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