youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what?

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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How old are you? 7

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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