How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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