Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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i killed my family

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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That's what SHE said!

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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