A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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nolan is gay

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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4-4-2

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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