What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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