Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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No

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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