A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Trump will make America great again.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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