Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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