Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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White NBA players.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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alcoholism kills

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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