we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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American healthcare.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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