why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Darude- Sandstorm

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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