Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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