What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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whats white jizz

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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