Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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