What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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