What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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hipsters

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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