why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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gays

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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A man buys free health care...

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Jebron Lames.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Fox News.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A black man comes home from work.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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