How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Anti Joke

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