There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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