Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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