Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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lebron

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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You have cancer

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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666 im christian

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don't look behind you

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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