A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Trump will make America great again.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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BWAT

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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