Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Anti Joke

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