roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Albino African Americans

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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