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Neil is a reterd.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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