A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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