A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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