- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Where's my tractor?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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