Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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I never asked for this.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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