What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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