i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Religion

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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