Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Racial Equality.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Good job, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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