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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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