So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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AIDS

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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