why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Religion.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Anti Joke

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