q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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You have cancer

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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BUTTERFARTING

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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