It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Suck pussy

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68 :)

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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