A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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