why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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White men's rights

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What is cold? Winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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