- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

My butt!!!!

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

My penis is big... not.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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