- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

New mission: refuse this mission

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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