1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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