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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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666 im christian

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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