A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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The Morman Religion.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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