what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A man walks into a bar.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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