Doorbell salesman.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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