Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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