How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Beka has AIDS

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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No

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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