A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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boobs

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Chicken

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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brandon ya twwat

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Anti Joke

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