Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Racial Equality

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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the bible

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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