Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

thumb_up thumb_down +2

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I like school Said no one ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what smells worse then shit Drew White

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's 4+7 47

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops