- Anti Joke

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

A chicken and a triceratops walk into a bar. They both immediately recognize each other and start trading anti-jokes, of which no one else in the bar understood, for they are animals, and animals cannot speak. Which brings up the question of how the triceratops and the chicken would communicate in any way that was conversely accurate to how humans would make jokes. Also adding in the fact that they are both from different eras of time, and the people wonder why a triceratops is walking around when they are in fact extinct. Turns out, the triceratops was an animatronic that gained sentience and ran off the set of Jurassic Park IV, a movie production that was not yet announced, as Steven Spielberg was still working on other movies that were more important at the time. The chicken flew in here because he heard the bar was close-by to where he worked, so he decided to drop by after a long Friday. The bartender finally walks up and asks the triceratops, "What would you like?" The triceratops then went on a rampage and killed everyone inside because he was an alcoholic and lost his family because of it, since his ex-wife would be worked to the bone trying to raise his 2 children and adopted platypus son David. He lost everything in the divorce. Why was he in a bar then? I don't know, I can't talk to dinosaurs. The chicken then befriended the triceratops, as the chicken was a secret anarchist who sought to bring down all the stores on the street, as his mother was killed there while trying to cross the street. She fell into a manhole. The chicken and the triceratops then traded usernames on League of Legends then played out that Friday teaming up and taking down Evil. How do they play League if they're animals? Because this whole story is made up and you wasted a good 2-3 minutes trying to read this.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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