HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Penis!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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