What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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epic win?

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Anti Joke

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