What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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