Lacrosse

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Poverty.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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alert("The Game");

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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