Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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i lost the game

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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