Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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this is gay

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Women Voting

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