FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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boo

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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