What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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TELL

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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porn-hub

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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