- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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