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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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