- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

copy me and i will kill you

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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