What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Anti Joke

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