Where do babies come from? My garage

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Nobody cares.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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1+2 = 6

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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