A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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