How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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KEVIN HART

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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I <3 Hitler

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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