Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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