Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Fat people

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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