Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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i hate you.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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