Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Black...

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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chuck norris

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Corn Muffins

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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