Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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