What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Jordan is pregant

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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