What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Wumbo

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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