That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Religion.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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