Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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The Princess is in another castle

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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poop.........

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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