What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A man walks into a bar.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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everyone dislike this

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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