What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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women's rights

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whats up fuch you bitch

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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