Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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your mother is so lesbian

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Woman's rights

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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