A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Women's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Your mom went to college

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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