What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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