A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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