No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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