How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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