- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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