What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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