wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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charlie sheen losing

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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