Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Blarg

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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