What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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