How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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pineapples

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Anti Joke

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