Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Justin Bieber.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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