Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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John Stamos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Balls

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c-? men, C-men

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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