How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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George Bush.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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