What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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