What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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