Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Your mom.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Matty B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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