What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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why did the man die? he was shot

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