Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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BIG PENIS

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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You're adopted.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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